The art of eating DURIAN

I took these pics a while ago during an outing with Pheng and JE (my 2 honeys). Didn't have the time to post them until now. Anyway, here are the best ways to eat durian

Don't go out and eat during rainy days
Seek for Geylang, the land of durians
Find a place with durians. 3 for 20$, D24 is the code. Look up close at your "target"
Enjoy it as if there's nothing better on earth (including sex)
Give it a wet wild French kiss

Or give it a gentle shy kissAnd get high
Don't forget to smile
Watch out for uninvited guests
Best is still to share it with friends. 3 friends spliting ONE piece of durian into 3 pieces is what i called...

Call a girl on Dream Chat (In case you can't read Chinese, it says "Are you lonely? Call Dream Chat) It's those phone sex operators. MuahahahaThis last one is taken inside another durian, which is not as pretty. You may also know about it as The Esplanade