Valentine's special

Forget those countdown to Valentines, those overly exaggerated posters and events, THIS IS what you should see for your 14 Feb, an overly commercialized events where attached couples trying to prove us singles are suckers.
Present to you singles, 14th Feb Poster:

The style is a bit unlike mine since normally I go for ugly beautiful, over colorful and messy aesthetics. This is the first time I try to use copyright as the center of my design.

Hope you like the jokes. Just in case you haven't realized, it's a war call in Lord of the Rings style...